Thursday, July 20, 2006

The Band of the Banned

From: Why The Jawa Report Was Banned in India and Why it Matters

India is said to be a secular state with aspirations of greatness. Its actions today show that it is neither completely secular nor ready for its proper place on the world stage.

This is all doubly sad because India is also a natural ally against the cancer of Islamic fundamentalism. It is on the frontline in the war against the global jihadis.

It is India, not the U.S., which shares its bloody borders with the world of Islam. Mumbai should be a reminder to India who its real friends are, and who are its enemies.

The move towards religious censorship by India is a mistake. A nation does not cement its alliances by adopting the values of its enemies and rejecting those of nations willing to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with it against forces which plan its destruction.

Although we, who have always supported India in the past, feel that this action was a slap in the face, we continue to wish her continued progress and prosperity. A wealthy India is an India better able to stay off the attacks of the barbarians at her gates. Those barbarians are our common enemies.

India may have turned its back on us, but we will not be so petty as to completely turn our backs on her.

Well said. At first, I had mistakenly thought that the Indian blog ban was an attempt to clamp down on pro-jihad communication in India. I was most disappointed to learn that it was an act of dhimmitude. The Indian government is rewarding Muslim violence by curtailing the freedoms that these filthy savages so despise. Rather than pacifying these howling moon-worshipers, this will embolden them to commit further acts of violence. I stand with the Jawa Report and the Band of the Banned and against India caving to Islamist threats.
Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valor, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar. --Winston Churchill

I sincerely hope that one day soon India and the United States will stand together against the sub-human savagery of Islamo-facism.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

So much for Hijab

Friday, July 14, 2006

Islam go to Hell

Send my regards to Satan. Don't let the door hit you in the ass...

Islam is the Cancer

At least they admit it. Now to find a cure...

Well, okay, as long as we have permission...

Civilians and Islamic Law

Have you ever noticed how every story that details reprisal attacks against Muslims lists the number of civilian deaths up front? By their own admission there are no civilians, therefore, these reports are erroneous. When Muslim women and children (a.k.a human shields) are killed, remember there is no such thing as a Muslim civilian. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Moral Clarity

What he said.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Are You Feeling Lucky Punk?

From: California Man Revealed as al Qaeda Leader

Adam Gadahn, who disappeared from California seven years ago, appeared unmasked on an al Qaeda tape made public on the internet today.
When referring to the alleged atrocities committed by U.S. Marines in Iraq, Gadahn also says, "It's hard to imagine that any compassionate person could see pictures...and not want to go on a shooting spree at the Marines' housing facilities at Camp Pendleton."

Adam, you're not only a treasonous scumbag. You're also a complete dumbass. Everyone knows that Muslims are supposed to terrorize innocent woman and children. You've just called out the United States Marines. I bet they're all quaking in their boots at the prospect of the Clay Aiken of the Jihadi set coming to shoot up one of their facilities. Why don't you just paint a target on your big, fat, pasty white, traitorous ass?

No virgins for you. Go straight to Hell. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

Global Warming and the Welfare State

or: How the Left Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Palestinians

As knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing right-wing bigots, we simply don't understand the legitimate grievances of the Palestinian people. You see, the Jews in Israel continue to breathe. As revealed in the Koran, the breathing of Jews is an offense to the prophet Mohammed.

The nuance-challenged among you may jump to the hasty conclusion that the Palestinians and their Muslim supporters have genocidal intent. Obviously, your cultural sensitivity training hasn't kicked in yet.

You see, when six million Israelis breathe, they steal precious oxygen from the lungs of future suicide bombers holy martyrs Palestinian children, and they exhale Carbon Dioxide. As we all know, carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas that causes GLOBAL WARMING!!!

The Palestinians are simply more environmentally sensitive than the Israelis. By refusing to die en masse, the Jews are flaunting the Kyoto Protocol and contributing to over-population. How can you neo-cons not see that?

What's that you say? Don't the Palestinians breathe too? Shame on you, conservatives are not supposed to draw moral equivalences. Besides, as usual, you have your facts wrong. Let me try to explain it so that even a red-stater could understand...

Like all good Muslims the Palestinians don't breathe, they seethe. Seething involves a lot of hyperventilation. When one hyperventilates, carbon dioxide is recycled. As a result, the environmentally sensitive Palestinians have a smaller carbon footprint than the Israelis, and as we all learned in public school, recycling is good for Gaea, our Mother Earth.

Hamas has been unfairly stigmatized as a terrorist organization. In reality they are ecological activists. These citizens of the world fight the good fight to save us all (even us kafir) from An Inconvenient Truth.

As if that weren't enough to get the blood of every watermelon Lefty pumping...

With the scourge of Israel wiped from the map, the Palestinians will be able to seethe easier. They can get on with the business of becoming the world's first true welfare state. Forget communism and socialism, they require wealth to be redistributed within the state. The Palestinians are much more progressive than that. They will have the first state where the entire population is on welfare! Why redistribute the wealth when you can just have it handed to you?

Of course, it would be racist and selfish of us to expect the Muslim world to fund the Palestinian welfare state from their vast resevior of petro-dollars. In the ensuing humanitarian crisis the UN will have to step in and establish the world progressive income tax. Believe me, an august body like the UN is not going to fall for any of that tax cuts for the rich nonsense. Since the United States is the richest country in the world, we (as good international citizens) will be expected to pay our fair share.

As you see it's not anti-Semitism that motivates the Left to support the Palestinians and to denounce the Israelis. Supporting Palestine is like having a Progressive Christmas Xmas Winter Solstice/Generic Winter Holiday every day.

Sunny Day, Sweepin' the Infidels Away...

The Muslim Street

Sunny day
Sweepin' the infidels away
On my way to where rape and murder are sweet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to the Muslim Street

Come and play
Jihad's A-okay
Dhimmi neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to the Muslim Street

It's a magic carpet ride
Paradise will open wide
To crazy people like you
Crazy people like
What a beautiful

Sunny day
Sweepin' the infidels away
On my way to where rape and murder are sweet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to the Muslim Street...

How to get to the Muslim Street

How to get to...